The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 14: "Yokel Chords" Quotes
I don't sign anything, unless I pretend to read it. (pretending to read a contract) Hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, looks good to me.Cletus
Then I had this crazy dream that my family were all just cartoon characters and that our success led to some crazy propaganda network called Fox News.Bart
Apu: He used to rob me two, three times a week. Now, I'm lucky if I get it once a month.
Snake: He never initiates it; I have to do all the work. He just stands there.
They say that Dark Stanley will kill you, then go wee-wee in your skull.Milhouse
Groundskeeper Willie: I'll bring those kids back dead or alive!
Skinner: Not DEAD!
Groundskeeper Willie: Aw, you never let Willie be Willie!
Lisa: What kind of lunch is this? A drawing of a sandwich.
Bart: All I got is Grandpa's medication.
Marge: Homie, you woke up early?
Homer: Stumbled home at dawn, same diff.