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Eduardo: Did you hair burn off in a fire that trapped you in a candy factory?
Homer: I wish.

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Marge: I feel kind of melancholy.
Homer: Hmm...melon-collie.

That sounds salty, but you seem sweet. I'm going to call you kettle corn.

Ned

Willie: You want me to carve it into a thank-o-lantern?
Lisa: No, this is good.
Willie: Well, this knave's got to carve something.

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The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 4 Quotes

Willie: You want me to carve it into a thank-o-lantern?
Lisa: No, this is good.
Willie: Well, this knave's got to carve something.

That sounds salty, but you seem sweet. I'm going to call you kettle corn.

Ned