The Simpsons
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Lenny: Why do they call this a yard of ale?
Carl: Easy, after you drink it, you're passed out in a yard.
Do you know how embarrassed I was to get a call at my arraignment for my behavior during the pub crawl because of a voodoo curse my son placed on his art teacher?
Homer
A minute of fun a lifetime of work. I've never heard of a pregnancy like this.
Bart
Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.
Bart
You used up all your clones you fat, fat, fat reckless, fat pig.
Frink
Marge:You can live with your no good son.
Bart: Hey, what did I do?
Marge: Nothing for thirty years. You're perfect for each other.
Homer: I am as healthy as a horse.
Marge: Horses only live thirty years.
A fat kid with a dream. I can't compete with that.
Milhouse
He's just Ralph with a dream, the dream of not ralphing.
Lisa
Homer: Whoo hoo! I've got a date with my daughter!
Cletus: Yeah, we've all been there. No need to act like you just invented air conditioning.
I never would have suspected the one criminal in town.
Milhouse
Justin Blobber over there doesn't remind you of anyone?
Patty
