The Simpsons
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Homer: Look at all these knobs and buttons. They're clearly a superior race. Maybe that means they'll be nice to us.
Lisa: You mean like Europeans were to the Native Americans or the Belgians were to The Congo?
Homer: That's right, pick the only two times in history where things got messy.
They revamped this ride because of massive complaints from two people.
Lisa
What the? This isn't Halloween.
Homer
Thank you magical creatures of the mall! You have all taught me a Christmas message I'll never forget. The place to get drunk is at home.
Homer
You're all right stupid Flanders, you're all right.
Homer
Homer: Yeah, but doesn't the money go to schools?
Apu: You have been to our schools, what do you think?
Homer: Well good luck assembling all those toys without me!
Patty: We already did it!
Homer: Ah! The ghost of Marge future!
Lisa: Mom, where's dad?
Marge: I don't know.
Bart: Aw it's Christmas Eve man, we do not want to set a precedent for fat guys being late tonight!
Homer: What I feel is envy.
Lisa: Wow! He's right.
Bart: What's a game show?
Homer: Something you make sketches about.
I want his fame and fortune so much. Why must the lords of rock be so cruel?
Homer
Oh, what kind of erotic asphyxia?
Homer
