The Simpsons Quotes
The power of Chrysler compels you!Homer
The bed is lifting me, the elevator at work can't even do that.Homer
I was sleeping in the dryer and got caught in your sheets.Grandpa
These eye clamps are the only way I can tolerate today's tv.Moe
You went to Hell and came back a winner like JesusHomer
It's in Hell, the Inferno, Perdition, Arizona without the golfHomer
It's like they don't care if you make money, as long as they make money. What kind of corporation does that?Marge
Homer, if I ever seem that senile, get a gun and...what are you doing with that gun?!Grandpa
Well family, we should be proud. We took on corporate America and broke even.Homer
Bart: What's your soda refill policy?
Marge: All you can drink, if you buy a jumbo cup.
Homer: Careful Marge, that's how I bankrupted a Pizza Hut.
Mom, it's trash talk. You know how guys say mean things to their friends the way women say nice things to their enemies?Lisa
She's under a lot of stress, her husband's at sea.Lisa