The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Quotes
Bender: My ass is about to project something
Homer: You don't have to announce it, just do it quietly and blame the dog
Lisa: You know, they look a little similar
Bart: Yeah, like the guy who designed Bender just took a drawing of dad and stuck an antenna on it
Lisa: A little lazy if you ask me
Don't drink my loved ones
Homer
Remember when this country didn't suck? Cuz I don't.
Bart
You always do the right thing...sort of.
Marge
Wait, I finally get what you're saying. Fracking is great, but the only place it should ever happen is in other people's towns.
Homer
I appreciate the counsel Simpson, now please trap door yourself out.
Mr. Burns
I demand to see that capitalism castrating suffragette this instant.
Mr. Burns
It's true, it would be a cold day in Hell when I was popular.
Lisa
The power of Chrysler compels you!
Homer
The bed is lifting me, the elevator at work can't even do that.
Homer
I was sleeping in the dryer and got caught in your sheets.
Grandpa
