The Simpsons
Season 21 Quotes (Page 5)

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Episode 7: "Rednecks and Broomsticks"

Marge: From now on the only witch in Lisa's life is which boy will marry her. [permalink]

Skinner: It will be featured in the fifth grade play of the Crucible.
Superintendent Chalmers: Good seats still available and by that I mean seats in the back where you can fall asleep. [permalink]

Chief Wiggum: Are you sure? Because we've brought you a lot of flimsy cases. Like that goat we accused of income tax evasion. [permalink]

Bart: Your honor, I'd like to enter something into the record.
Judge: Strangely, I'll allow it.
Bart: Ladies and gentlemen, I am a big dummy with a stupid job. I write down what other people say just like a big dummy would. Could the court reporter read that back?
Court Reporter: I'm a big dummy with a stupid job... hey! [permalink]

Flanders [about Lisa]: Just as I feared, her Buddhism has led directly to witchcraft. [permalink]

Lisa: I am interested in learning more about Wicca. Are you a minority group as defined by Ivy League admissions?
Wiccan: Cornell and Dartmouth. [permalink]

Homer: I hate traffic, the band and the phenomenon. [permalink]

Episode 6: "Pranks and Greens"

Lisa: So now Andy is a TV writer? Loser. [permalink]

Makeup Artist: Andrew, I wanted to show you something in the make out room.. err makeup room.
Andy: I'll be right there in a minute babe. [to Bart]: Looks like I just bought some property on Boner Way. [permalink]

Marge: From now on our family is eating healthy food that looks bad on the shelf and good in our colon. [permalink]

Bart: Dad! Lisa's making me see things from both sides again!
Homer: Lisa, I warned you about that!
Lisa: Shouldn't Bart have all the information he needs to make an informed decision?
Homer: Now you're doing it to me, aww... [permalink]

Andy Hamilton: You know when I was your age, we couldn't film our pranks for Youtube, it was local news or nothing. [permalink]

Bart: Willie, I know you witnessed the most awesome prank since creation.
Willie: I'll nay speak to you of those dark times, Bart Simpson.
Bart: But if there was a more awesome dude than I, I need to know who he was, what he did and how many days detention he got. [permalink]

Skinner: Bart Simpson, that is a rebuilt Yugoslavian engine and there's not even a Yugoslavia anymore. Bring it back at once. [permalink]

Episode 5: "The Devil Wears Nada"

Homer [about Marge and Ned having an affair]: My wife and my worst friend. Could it be? [permalink]

Marge: The most intimate evening we spent this week was when I was ironing your shirts
Homer: Actually, those were Carl's shirts [permalink]

Ned: I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month? [permalink]

Rod: We thought you were gonna die.
Tod: And then Uncle Kevin would have to raise us.
Rod: And his funny friend, David.
Ned Flanders: Oh I'd put rocks in your pocket and walk you out to sea for before I'd let that happen. [permalink]

Marge: You two are going out? I thought I told you the Flanderers were coming over for dinner.
Lisa: I'm having a tea party at Jamie's.
Bart: And I'm having a stink bomb party at the house next to Jamie's... no connection. [permalink]