The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 18 Quotes (Page 15)

Season 18 Episode 7: "Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)"

Ralph: (Squishing an ice cream to his forehead) I'm a unitard!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: You kids like ice cream? (Pushes disclaimer button)
Disclaimer: Product contains neither ice nor cream. May contain trace elements of Mexican cheese. Do not consume.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Marge's sculptures of Lenny and Carl are stuck together)
Lenny: I can't tell where Carl ends and I begin!
Carl: See, it's statements like THAT that make people think we're gay.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Homie, this sculpting has made me feel so fulfilled! I'm as hopeful and full of life as I was in the years before I met you!
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Season 18 Episode 6: "Moe'N'a Lisa"

Homer: Is it our anniversary? No, we don't have one this year.
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Grampa: I can finally win a gold medal. I came close at the 1936 Olympics. I threw a javelin that barely missed Hitler. But I did hit an assassin who was trying to kill Hitler.
Hitler (in 1936): What is this, Kill Hitler Day?
Grampa: The next time I saw Hitler, we had dinner and laughed about it.
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Moe: (to Lisa) My brain goo's coming out all artistical, thanks to you.
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Marge: Homer, don't drink and drive!
Homer: Fine, I'll drive between sips.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Moe sitting on Simpsons' doorstep upset)
Moe: (singing) Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me. I feel so damn lonely, won't someone kill me?! cries in hands And many more!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisa: Go ahead, I don't think I'd be very good company.
Homer: Thanks for the heads up, we'll see you when we see you!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Moe: That's a terrific title. It jumps out at you like a rat out of your underwear drawer.
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Gore Vidal: I don't need your sycophantic laughter. I have some on tape.
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Homer: I love these covered bridges. It's like driving through cute little houses.
Guy on Hood: That was my house, you moron!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jameson: That's sweet, I hate sweet. I need photos, photos of Spider-man.
Employee: This is a poetry journal.
Jameson: Okay then I want poems about Spider-Man, and I want them finished before you start, and before you start I want a coffee. And the poems should have the fallowing rhyme scheme, a, b, b, a, a, b, b, a, c, e, d, e, d, d. What are you waiting for, Chinese New Year?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Jameson: Stop the presses and send my wife some flowers and bring me an anvil! What do you mean you don't work for me, you're hired! Now that you're hired you're fired! Now that you don't work here we can be friends. Now that we're friends how come you never call, some friend you are! I love this business!
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(Maggie spits out cereal letters that spell 'Don't forge')
Homer: Don't forge? Don't forge what?
(Maggie spits out a T)
Homer: Ohhh, don't forget! Don't forget what??
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Lisa: Moe marginalized my contributions!
(Homer and Bart gasp. Lisa runs away sobbing.)
Homer: No one makes my daughter sob and run!
Bart: He ruined her first Wordloaf!
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Moe: Look at me, sitting here depressed when I'm surrounded by the happiest people in the world : writers.
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Homer: (reading his poem)
There once was a rapping tomato,
That's right I said rapping tomato,
He rapped all day from April to May,
And also guess what, it was me.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Lisa: (gasps) It's Tom Wolfe! He uses more exclamation points than any other major American writer.
Tom Wolfe: It's true!!!!!
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