The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 18 Quotes
Slow down! Watch out for that car. Your hands should be at 10 and 2, not 3 and nothing!
Lisa
Lenny: The flames are heading straight for our flammable district!
Carl: That's where our mom works.
What monster, or pair of monsters would steal all of our fire extinguishers?
Skinner
In a world of thirty-one flavors, we're the cup of water they rinse the scoops in. Grampa out.
Grampa
Homer: You know, my great-great grandmother was an Indian. I guess I should've mentioned that before, huh?
Lisa: Yes, you should have!
Darcy: I'm very religious that way.
Bart: How religious can you be if you're pregnant.
(Darcy slaps Bart)
Bart: Good answer.
Homer: Son, one day you're going to be a great father.
Bart: Aww, and someday you'll be one too.
Homer: Thanks boy, heh heh heh heh heh.
Wait, wait. Although she is not one of our people this young lady has shown the courage we Native Americans cherish, and who can blame her for wanting to be one of us? We have a noble heritage and cheekbones to die for.
Spokesman at National Tribal Conference
(calling Bart) Bart! This is a matter of life and death! What is the difference between 'ketchup' and 'catsup'? (Bart throws the cell phone away.) They're gonna cut my head off!
Homer
Bart, take these volleyballs, fill them up, and throw them over the prison wall to create chaos and confusion.
Homer
I need a ride. I think I'm in Chinatown. (a mouse run in the street) No, not our Chinatown.
Homer
Bart: You know, I thought Darcy and I would be like a real married couple. Instead, we just ended up fighting all the time.
Homer: Yeah, how 'bout that?
