The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 18 Quotes
Bart: I want a license.
Mayor Quimby: To kill?
Bart: No, to drive!
Lisa: Show's over, let's go.
Homer: What's your hurry?
Lisa: Well, some of my report, um, wasn't thoroughly fact checked.
Homer: (Laughs) My little girl's just like CBS News.
Darcy: Wow, you really are 10. I thought you were just stupid.
Bart: I'm 10 and stupid!
Marge: Bart, you're too young to get married! You still ask me to check the closet for the boogeyman!
Bart: Well, maybe I've found somebody else to do it for me!
(Smithers is on fire, while Mr. Burns is washing his car.)
Smithers: Sir, help me!
Mr. Burns: Why should I? You're not helping me.
Smithers: But sir, I'm flaming!
(Mr. Burns looks at the camera with an odd expression)
Thank you, masked vigilante. Your over-zealous homicide has saved me 80 cents. Now if you're not going to buy anything, please move along.
Apu
(to Milhouse) Ha ha, you forgot me because I had the mumps!
Nelson
Outta my way, you seatbelt wearing cowards.
Rich Texan
Oh little mouse, you are only thing keeping me sane. (Eats mouse.)
Homer
(While crawling through a tunnel) I wonder how long this tunnel isssssssssssss! (Falls in water, into a cage that locks up). D'oh!
Homer
Bart: Ay Carumba!
(outside the story)
Bart: That's the only line I get in your stupid story?
Lisa: There's no such thing as small parts, just small actors. (Laughs)
(Angrily at the Rich Texan) Reeevenge!!!
Homer