The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 18 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 18 Episode 17: "Marge Gamer"

(Marge discovers that Milhouse is a girl)
Marge: Why, Milhouse. Don't you look lovely.
Milhouse: (Angrily) It's a spell! (Sweetly) And thank you.
 • Rating: Unrated

(After Moe gives Bart and Homer advice to make peace with Marge and Lisa)
Homer: What have you done with the real Moe?
(They all laugh, and we see in the real Moe bound and gagged in the back room)
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(After Bart brought Marge's character back to life)
Marge: Wait till I tell the other moms you gave two-thirds of your life force to save me. What a good boy.
(An angry mob busts in)
Moe: He's weak!
Comic Book Guy: Slay him and take his experience points!
Bart: Wait, stop. If you kill me, I'll egg your houses in real life!
Mrs. Krabapel: It's still worth it!
(She stabs Bart in the eye)
 • Rating: Unrated

(Marge's character is stuck in front of a wall)
Marge: This is really annoying.
(Grandpa is doing the same thing)
Grandpa: You're telling me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mrs. Krabapel: This game is a great way to meet eligible men who can afford a computer.
(Skinner's character, a scaly turkey, comes up)
Skinner: Or have access to one in the school library.
Mrs. Krabapel: It's amazing how you can be a turkey in every reality.
Skinner: What's important is we're talking.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Moe's character, a troll, appears)
Moe: I'm Moe. I'm playing this while I'm on the can.
Marge: Wow, Moe. You're a troll.
Moe: What? No. My character's suppose to look like me. (Angrily) Why does everyone keep thinking I'm a troll? (He storms off under a bridge, stomps around and mutters angrily)
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

(After Bart's character is killed)
Everyone: The Shadow Knight shall rule no more, we spilt his blood upon the floor. With a high and a ho and a trolley-lolley-lay, it's a jolly, merry month of May.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Marge (reading the Earthland Realms user agreement): "For entertainment purposes only, credit card information may be sold to Korean gangsters . . ."
 • Rating: Unrated

(Ronaldo enters as Homer is playing soccer.)
Ronaldo: Ha ha ha ha. I have taught you well. (Thinking to himself) Too well.
 • Rating: Unrated

(While playing Earthland Realms)
Apu: That Cobra King over there is actually Snake.
Snake: The prison guards think I'm getting my online law degree. Haw haw.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 18 Episode 16: "Homerazzi"

Homer: Look at those celebrities, I've met them all, and yet they don't acknowledge my existence.
Betty White: Hello Homer, have you lost weight?
Homer: Oh like you care Betty White.
Betty White: Tell me, how's Maggie?
Homer: Her name is Marge!
Betty White: I was talking about your baby.
Homer: Oh, uh, she's looking very (Snaps picture) SNAPPY!
Betty White: Thanks for taking my picture. If you want me to sign it, here's a stamped self-addressed envelope, and give Santa's Little Helper a big hug for me.
Homer: (shakes fist) Yeah, that's right, just walk away.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Homer gets ready to blow out his birthday candles)
Homer: I don't need to make a wish, because I already have this wonderful family . . . I wish for infinity hamburgers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Aw, our kids use to be so cute.
Bart: Used to?
Homer: Oh, deal with it!
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: (About the album) It was like a resume to a man.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: (sadly) Oh Captain Janeway! Your mission ended too soon!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Krusty Doll: Where do kids today get these band names? The Kinks? The Stones? Sounds like my last physical!
Bart: Ha ha, references.
 • Rating: Unrated

Krusty Doll: What's with technology today? I-Pod, I-Tunes, I give up!
 • Rating: Unrated

(Marge reads The Inquisitor at the Quik-E-Mart)
Marge: Sideshow Mel is in a custody battle? And it's getting bitter?
Apu: Read one more thing, and it's a purchase!
Marge: "Experts disagree on location of Heaven"?
Apu: Purchase!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: First Amendment rules, privacy drools!
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: (to Paris Texan) Hey Paris! I saw an ugly part of your body on the internet, your face!
 • Rating: Unrated

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