The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 19 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 19 Episode 12: "Love, Springfieldian Style"

(Shady releases Goofy from the gas chamber at the dog pound.)
Goofy: This place is no picnic, but it sure beats working for Disney. (Laughs Goofy-style)
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart/Johnny Rotten: When I hired a guy named Sid Vicious, I assumed it would be a thirty year business relationship!
Jimbo/Steve Jones: I told you, we should have gone with Tom Responsible.
Bart/Johnny Rotten: Slag off!
 • Rating: Unrated

Announcer: Here they are, all the way from outside of Texas, the Sex Pistols!
 • Rating: Unrated

(After Nelson/Sid Vicious causes the speaker to fall on Dolph/Paul Cook.)
Rich Texan: Dang it! I wanted to know what else was bullocks!
 • Rating: Unrated

Franklin Roosevelt: To deal with the menace of Bonnie and Clyde, I'm recalling all our air defense forces from Pearl Harbor.
(Crowd cheers)
Franklin Roosevelt: Somebody please remind me to move them back.
Japanese Ambassador: I would be honored to perform that duty.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Any minute now, he'll scamper through that doggy door.
Homer: Any minute now, I'll be the dog she's lookin' for.
Barney, Moe, Lenny, and Carl: Any minute now, you'll be stuck with her brood.
Patty and Selma: Any minute now, this pooch will know she's screwed.
Marge: My hearts tells me to trust him.
Patty and Selma: But your head knows he's a hound.
Homer: I want to do the right thing.
Moe: Come on! With all this high class tail around?
(Hooker Dog smokes a cigarette, coughs badly)
Fleas: Any minute now, our girl will make a brand new start.
Patty and Selma: Yes!
Marge: Any minute now, I won't care that broke my heart.
Marge and Homer: Annnny minnnute nooooow.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 19 Episode 11: "That 90's Show"

Homer: You applied to college? Why didn't you tell me?
Marge: I did tell you.
Homer: I thought you were telling me you wanted to apply yourself to making a collage! And as I recall, I was against it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Did you know that every U.S. president has been a straight white man?
Homer: Even Walt Disney?
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: (narrating) I had finally realized every rock star's dream. Hating being famous.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Marge: There is a part of our past that we haven't told you kids about. A turbulent part.
Bart: Come on. More turbulent than now?
Lisa: We're in every kind of therapy!
Homer: Things happened between your mother and me that we're not proud of. It was the middle of a wild decade known as the 1990's.
Bart: The '90s? Never heard of it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: I can't believe I got in. It's like a dream come true! An expensive dream. (Sighs)
(Marge looks at letter saying that the annual cost for the college is $3000.)
 • Rating: Unrated

(The Simpsons are all huddled up near the fireplace.)
Marge: We wouldn't be in this trouble if you just paid the heating bill!
Homer: I thought global warming would take care of it it. Al Gore can't do anything right.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Moe tries stealing a man's watch, but the man sees him.)
Moe: Oh, I wasn't trying to steal your watch. I--I--I was just coming on to you.
Man at Bar: Okay, let's go back to my place.
Moe: Oh, boy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(A depressed Homer looks at Marge, happy with another man.)
Homer: (Sighs) Seeing Marge always reminds me of Marge.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Marge enters Professor Stephan's library.)
Marge: Have you really read all these books?
Professor Stephan: Morally I couldn't display them on my shelves if I hadn't. But I watch sports as well, just like a regular man.
(Professor Stephan turns out the TV to a football game.)
Professor Stephan: Good goddess! The Patriots are deep in Redskin territory. This isn't entertainment, it's genocide! (Sobs)
 • Rating: Unrated

(Overheard at Springfield University.)
Young Comic Book Guy: And that is why The Lord of the Rings can never be filmed!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisa: Mom! I didn't know you went to college!
Bart: Yeah, you always said that after high school, Dad blessed you with the unplanned miracle of me!
 • Rating: Unrated

(Flashback)
Homer: You know, these Ikea foam futons do velcro together . . .
Marge: I'm sorry, I don't want to do that yet. I want to wait until I'm married, or at least really drunk.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Hey, parents are allowed to keep some secrets.
Homer: Yeah, like which kid's their favorite. (whispering) It's Lisa.
 • Rating: Unrated

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