The Simpsons Season 21 Quotes
Marge: Ice skating, a sport that encourages hand holding.
Homer: Would you like to wear mittens or go commando?
Lenny: Date night, it's the embalming fluid that keeps the mummy of a marriage fresh after the heart and brain have been pulled out through the nose.
Carl: I never should have given you that Egyptology book.
These cookies are on the up and up according to the only hoest newspaper, The Beijing Worker.Carl
When I grow up, you can buy an apartment building and make me a super.Bart
Something you lost will soon turn up. My faith in the Lord! It came back!Carl
If I was interested in fun, I would have ran the day you were born.Homer [to Bart]
Homer: What should I buy first, a mirror that gives me advice or Hitler's baseball?
Mirror: My advice is to buy Hitler's baseball.
Let him go Lou, someone going that fast has no time for a ticket.Chief Wiggum
Any part of a cookie you can't eat is a waste of time.Homer [about fortune cookies]
Wait, I'm shooting at nazis? That's not how I remember it.Mr. Burns
Bart: Who the hell says pota-toe?
Homer: Song writers who are stuck for lyrics.
Friends, loved ones, we are gathered here to marry a Jew and a ... congregationalist... is that even a thing? Now, let's continue with this mockery.Rabbi