The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 21 Quotes (Page 11)

Season 21 Episode 2: "Bart Gets a Z"

Milhouse: Maybe we can find an answer in this bookstore
Bart: Book stores don't have answers, the just have creepy guys sitting in easy chairs at the end of aisle ways
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: Mrs K, you have to get out of here. When was the last time you washed your hair?
Edna Krabapple: Hmm, two weeks ago...
Bart: Well, that's better than me, but still, you gotta get out

 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: I'm worried about Mrs Krabappel
Bart: No worries, I heard in the old four square court she was doing great
Lisa: No one even plays four square anymore, they just gossip
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisa: I thought you were studying the Lincoln-Douglas debates?
Bart: You mean the L-man, D-dawg flame wars?
 • Rating: Unrated

Milhouse: How could Mrs. Krabappel take my cell phone? I'm only on month one of a sixty month plan
 • Rating: Unrated

Nelson [about the school's ancient computer]: My stroked out grandfather has more memory tha that thing
Milhouse: How's he doing?
Nelson: Better, thanks
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 21 Episode 1: "Homer The Whopper"

Bart [to Comic Book Guy]: I heard that spider-man was actually a comic book before it was a movie... is this true?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Studio Exec: I have a bad feeling about this movie. Our star's overweight, we're way over budget, and that grasshopper raptor we built seems to have developed a mind of its own

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisa: There were a lot of holes in your story
Studio Exec: That's the problem when you have 17 writers, but don't worry, we have two fresh ones working on it
[cuts to Maggie and monkey banging at typewriters]
 • Rating: Unrated

Lyle McCarthy: I'm going to teach you healthy alternatives to eating. We don't have much time, so we'll do it to a montage to the song, "Eye of the Tiger"
Homer: Aww, that song is a little on the nose. Can we do it to David Bowie's "Heroes?"
Lyle: Eh, it's your montage
 • Rating: Unrated

Studio Exec: Homer, we have a problem
Homer: Fine, I'll give back the Oscars i stole from the lobby. Do you want back the golden globe?
Studio Lady: Noo, nooo
 • Rating: Unrated

Comic Book Guy: You are acceptable!
Homer: Great, would you like to see me naked?
Studio Exec: Oh, there's no nudity in this movie
Homer: What movie?

 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Comic Book Guy: I played hardball with hollywood, the closest i will ever come to playing a sport in my life
 • Rating: Unrated

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