The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 21 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 21 Episode 8: "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?"

Bart: Dad, I want a baby brother.
Homer: Haha. Son, I love you kids, but I'm only going to the hospital one more time in my life, and I ain't coming out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: Oh my god, I want a brother.
Lisa: You can have mine, but he's kind of an idiot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: A branch must have knocked out the power lines.
Bart: That's fine, I'll see what's on TV.
Marge: That runs on electricity, also.
Bart: Alright, I'll watch a DVD, there's no way that runs on electricity.... Really, does Obama know about this?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: See, Lisa, looks like tomorrow I'll be shoveling ten feet of global warming.
Lisa: Global warming can cause weather at both extremes, hot and cold.
Homer: I see, so you're saying warming makes it colder. Well aren't you the queen of crazy land. Everything the's opposite of everything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 21 Episode 7: "Rednecks and Broomsticks"

Marge: From now on the only witch in Lisa's life is which boy will marry her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Skinner: It will be featured in the fifth grade play of the Crucible.
Superintendent Chalmers: Good seats still available and by that I mean seats in the back where you can fall asleep.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chief Wiggum: Are you sure? Because we've brought you a lot of flimsy cases. Like that goat we accused of income tax evasion.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: Your honor, I'd like to enter something into the record.
Judge: Strangely, I'll allow it.
Bart: Ladies and gentlemen, I am a big dummy with a stupid job. I write down what other people say just like a big dummy would. Could the court reporter read that back?
Court Reporter: I'm a big dummy with a stupid job... hey!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Flanders [about Lisa]: Just as I feared, her Buddhism has led directly to witchcraft.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisa: I am interested in learning more about Wicca. Are you a minority group as defined by Ivy League admissions?
Wiccan: Cornell and Dartmouth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: I hate traffic, the band and the phenomenon.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 21 Episode 6: "Pranks and Greens"

Lisa: So now Andy is a TV writer? Loser.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Makeup Artist: Andrew, I wanted to show you something in the make out room.. err makeup room.
Andy: I'll be right there in a minute babe. [to Bart]: Looks like I just bought some property on Boner Way.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: From now on our family is eating healthy food that looks bad on the shelf and good in our colon.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: Dad! Lisa's making me see things from both sides again!
Homer: Lisa, I warned you about that!
Lisa: Shouldn't Bart have all the information he needs to make an informed decision?
Homer: Now you're doing it to me, aww...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy Hamilton: You know when I was your age, we couldn't film our pranks for Youtube, it was local news or nothing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: Willie, I know you witnessed the most awesome prank since creation.
Willie: I'll nay speak to you of those dark times, Bart Simpson.
Bart: But if there was a more awesome dude than I, I need to know who he was, what he did and how many days detention he got.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Skinner: Bart Simpson, that is a rebuilt Yugoslavian engine and there's not even a Yugoslavia anymore. Bring it back at once.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 21 Episode 5: "The Devil Wears Nada"

Homer [about Marge and Ned having an affair]: My wife and my worst friend. Could it be?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Marge: The most intimate evening we spent this week was when I was ironing your shirts
Homer: Actually, those were Carl's shirts
 • Rating: Unrated

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