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Wow I've never seen a mobster use a track suit for exercising.

Homer

Lunch lady: You know this is made from rancid pigeons?
Homer: Just get the ladle down there deep. That's where the beaks are.

Poor Tony. He didn't deserve this. He was just a solider in a war he started.

Homer

To heterosexual male friendship. The kind the ancient Greeks wrote about.

Fat Tony

Eh it was either this or put in a ladies' room.

Moe

If Jews control the media, why can't I get on Jimmy Kimmel?

Krusty

Ugh, I don't even want to smell sparkling apple juice again.

Bart

I didn't get anybody pregnant. I didn't Facebook a kid to death. Make with my dirt bike!

Bart

Someday, TV will be invented. And it will be free! Then it will cost money.

Homer

This tree reminds me of your father. Round in the middle, thinning up top and your hands get sticky when you touch him.

Marge

Kid, this company's bust. For years I've been giving away free toys and getting cookies in return. It's not a sustainable business model.

Krusty [as Santa]

I'm sure in the 25 years of Earth time you've been gone, your parents have been worried.

Krusty
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The Simpsons Season 22 Quotes

You can never raise a hand to a child. Just stop cutting the crust off their sandwiches. They'll get the message.

Marge

Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

Ralph
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