The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 22 Quotes (Page 11)

Season 22 Episode 1: "Elementary School Musical"

Krusty: The arctic circle, or as I long to call it, my wife's side of the bed. For the purposes of that joke I'm married.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa: Quiet. It's time for the noblest Nobel Prize of all.. the Peace Prize.
Homer: I would kill for that!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: It's 4 am, you kids should have been in bed a half hour ago.
Lisa: We're watching the Nobel Prize announcement lives from Stockholm.
Homer: Ooh, the Nobies.
 • Rating: Unrated

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