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Sorry, Carl, it's WWII all over again. America kicks Iceland's ass.

Homer

And I'm 69 because people always laugh when you say "69." Hehe, no one knows why.

Homer

Yeah, I always go with three, the number of brothers and sisters I, uh, Hunger Gamed in the womb.

Moe

Patty: So, now you're going to get hit on by every loser in town.
Selma: And this town has losers like Mexico has headless corpses.

Hey those Yelp reviews don't write themselves. Did you know a well-placed one-star could destroy a "Mom and Pop" hardware in nothing flat?

Homer

Just call me Borders Books cause I'll always be here.

Homer

Accidental motherhood is the best thing that can happen to a woman.

Marge

Did you ever wonder if hippopotamuses think that rhinos are unicorns?

Milhouse

My head hairs! I'm bald!

Homer

There's sexy bald like..uh...Babar, king of the elephants. I read his books as a kid. He married his cousin Celeste. That was my takeaway.

Moe

Martin: Let me go. I have a swim lesson with a gorgeous lifeguard.
Dolph: What gender?
Martin: You're not allowed to ask.

Carl: Why don't we talk about it over at Moe's?
Homer: It's not even noon.
Carl: Yeah, I got a watch, egghead.

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The Simpsons Season 24 Quotes

Bart: Come on, Dad, you love New York, now that your two least favorite buildings have been obliterated: Old Penn Station and Shea stadium.
Homer: Lousy out-dated relics.

If the late great Nora Ephron taught us anything,it's that - oh, what's my other inflatable doll doing here?!?

Moe