The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 24 Quotes
Bart must not be judged by these kids. But by a jury...of kids, mostly these kids...there's only so many kids.
Lisa
Pass the gravy, Gloria All-Wrong.
Bart
Hibbert:You may never see a film in 3D again. Hehehe.
Homer: But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.
Lisa: Why does someone become a bully?
Jimbo: Neglect.
Dolph: Abuse.
Kearney: I'm a Cubs fan.
Edna: I know you feel guilty about coldcocking Homer.
Ned: Please don't use that word in bed.
Ned: I want you to punch me in the eye. If you do, then we're even according to Exodus, Leviticus, and Matthew.
Homer: You went and hired a law firm, eh. That's pretty aggressive.
Ned: Come on Homer, I'm insisting on a fisting.
Smithers: What's this about a fisting?
Ned: Homer, I can't believe you're partaking with my parents.
Homer: Yeah, it's medicinal; we had a pain in our neck!
I don't ride side-saddle. I'm as straight as a submarine.
Grampa
Hello, Smithers. Fancy seeing you in casual encounter park.
Burns
Oh, my gay dad is gay for gays.
Homer
Writing is for bathroom walls and acting is for getting out of DUIs.
Homer
