The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 25 Quotes
Kettle-corn, the heroin of the farmer's market.
Homer
That's the great thing about art, everyone can have their opinion about why it sucks.
Homer
Simpson, I won't forget this. From now on, you and I are as tight as whiteys.
Nelson
Dolph: I'm going to kiss the ground.
Kearney: Loser, you're gay for the ground.
Dolph: Well, you're gay for homophobia.
Kearney: Wow, you just made me gay for tolerance.
Honey, Grandpa is the closest thing I have to a father and I love him, but three octogenocerauses?!?
Homer
My lifestyle is my retirement plan.
Homer
Bart's usually first in line for taco night, but now he's muy tarde. Is it alright to say tarde?
Marge
Homer: Pressure is how you make your beloved diamonds, Marge.
Marge: I don't have any diamonds.
Homer: Quit pressuring me!
If God needs money, why doesn't he just write another Bible. The first one sold pretty well.
Homer
Lisa: Nobody form any opinions while I'm gone.
Chief Wiggum: Well, hurry! We have no minds of our own.
Marge: Don't you think the parts that aren't evil, are a little...pretentious.
Bart: Absolutely...we're talking about Lisa, right?
Todd: We took the pledge.
Rod: We won't have sex until we're married.
Todd: To each other.
