The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 4 Quotes (Page 14)

Season 4 Episode 8: "New Kid on the Block"

Moe: Ivana Tinkel, Ivana Tinkel! Okay, everyone put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkel!
 • Rating: Unrated

Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, in your own words, please tell us what happened after you and your husband were ejected from the restaurant.
Marge: We pretty much went straight home.
Hutz: Remember, Mrs. Simpson, you're still under oath.
Marge: We drove around until 3:00 in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Hutz: And when you couldn't find any?
Marge: (crying) We went fishing!
Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who's had ALL he could eat?
Fat Juror: That could have been me!
 • Rating: Unrated

Laura: Are you all right?
Bart's Brain: She's beautiful. Say something clever.
Bart: I fell on my bottom.
Bart's Brain: D'oh!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ruth: I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially
after that TIME cover story, "America's Worst City."
Marge: You could see our house in that photo!
 • Rating: Unrated

Grampa: Bart, oh you remembered my birthday?
Bart: Huh? Oh, I sure did! Here's a bus schedule.
Grampa: Wow, fits right in my pocket.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: I'll show them who's "just a kid!"
Marge: Bart, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lawyer: Your honor, I'd like to show the court just how much shrimp Mr. Simpson ate. Bring it in boys!
Aide: Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus.
Lawyer: You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle. That's next door.
 • Rating: Unrated

Moe: Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone.
Barney: What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!
 • Rating: Unrated

Barney: Uh oh, my heart just stopped..... oh, there it goes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Zoo Keeper! Zoo Keeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other!
Zoo Keeper: (whispering) There're having sex.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 7: "Marge Gets a Job"

Willie: Ahhh Wolfie, don't feel bad for losin'. I been wreslin' wolves since you were at your mother's teat.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Marge, it'll cost eighty-five hundred dollars! We only have five hundred in the bank, and that leaves... eighty-hundred we need.
 • Rating: Unrated

Smithers: I prepared a special musical number for Jack's special night.
Smithers: There is a man.
Chorus: There is a man!
Smithers: A certain man.
Chorus: A certain man!
Smithers: A man whose grace and handsome face are known across the land. You know his name.
Chorus: You know his name!
Smithers: It's Mr. Burns.
Chorus: It's Mr. Burns!
Smithers: He loves a smoke, enjoys a joke.
Mr. Burns & Chorus: Ah ha ha ha!
Smithers: Why he's worth ten times what he earns.
Chorus: He's Mr. Burns!
Mr. Burns: I'm Mr. Burns!
Smithers: He's Monty Burns!
Mr. Burns: I'm MR. Burns!
Smithers & Chorus: To friends he's known as Monty, but to you it's Mr. Burns!
Smithers: Bur-bur-bur-bur-Burns.
Mr. Burns: Burns!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Now, Marge, just remember. If something goes wrong at the plant,
blame the guy who can't speak English.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: You can't fire me just because I'm married. I'm gonna sue the pants off you!
Mr. Burns: You don't have to sue me to get my pants off.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Maybe you'd get promoted if you worked a little harder.
Homer: Are you kidding? I work like a Japanese beaver.
Marge: Oh, really? I came to see you three times today. Twice you were sleeping and once you were kicking that ball of electrical tape around.
Homer: Well! I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy. I'm going to go right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba (gets back into bed) Eh, good-night.
 • Rating: Unrated

Smithers: This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say "Abibu gazini".
Marge: What?
Smithers: Welcome aboard. I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: What do I do?
Smithers: Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine.
 • Rating: Unrated

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