The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 4 Quotes (Page 15)

Season 4 Episode 7: "Marge Gets a Job"

Mr. Burns: I must have her! Smithers, zoom in. Closer! Closer! Closer, dammit!
(the camera hits Marge in the head)
Marge: Ow!
Mr. Burns: Too close.
 • Rating: Unrated

Edna: Well, then, you're ready for your make-up test.
Bart: Ohhhhhh! My ovaries.
 • Rating: Unrated

Grampa: Have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
Bart: I glanced at it. Boy cries wolf, has a few laughs I forget how it ends.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Edna: Bart, to avoid this test, you've had smallpox, the bends, and that unfortunate bout of Tourette's syndrome.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Burns: I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
Homer: Gotcha! Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Maggie is trying to get her bottle.)
Abe: Maggie? Oh, you must be sick. Let's see, what's old Dr. Washburn prescibe? Do you have dropsy? The grippe? Scofula? The vapors? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor man's gout? Housemaid's knee? Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum-dum fever?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Bart is sent home because he faked being sick.)
Grandpa: Good news, boy. I found a pharmacy that carries leeches! Well, it wasn't exactaly a pharmacy. More of a bait shop.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Krusty is being attacked by some sort of giant bird.)
Animal Specialist: She must think you are after her eggs.
Krusty: I only ate one!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 6: "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"

Homer: (to Bart) Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, then he gets to break yours.
Grandpa: Aw, this is gonna be sweet.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Homer: Dad, you and your stories. Bart broke my teeth, the nurses are stealing my money, this thing on my neck is getting bigger...
 • Rating: Unrated

Milhouse: I've seen the Itchy and Scratchy Movie 13 times.
Nelson: I've seen it 17 times!
Bart: You must be getting pretty tired of that movie by now, huh?
Milhouse: No one who saw the movie'd say that!
Nelson: Let's get him!
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Do you want your son to grow up to be Chief Justice of the Supreme court or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both like the late Earl Warren?
Marge: Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!
Homer: Now who's being naive?
 • Rating: Unrated

Grampa: Movies! What a rip-off! I don't have to stand here and take this.
I... zzzzzzz.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: We'll bring back dinner.
Lisa: What are we gonna have?
Homer: Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
Bart: Poison pizza.
Homer: Oh, no! I'm not making two stops!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ms. Hoover: You must have read to her at a young age.
Homer: I did! I did read to her! (flashback) 8:00, Happy Days. The Fonz, Henry Winkler, is worried he's losing his cool.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Are you kidding? Lisa turned out perfect! I wont sit here and listen to you badmouthing Lisa!
Marge: We're talking about Bart.
Homer: Oh. That guy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: Boy, time really flies when you're reading... The Bible!? Eeew!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: If you don't start making more sense, we're going to have to put you in a home.
Grampa: You already put me in a home.
Homer: Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on Sixty Minutes!
Grampa: I'll be good.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: I said I'm gonna punish you and come hell or high water I.. wait a minute. Ice cream truck! Me, me, I was here first!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Kent Brockman: Tonight on "Eye on Springfield," we meet a man who's been hiccupping for 45 years!
Man: *hic* Kill me! *hic* Kill me!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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