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If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me know!

Ned

Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors.
Miss Hoover: The children have a right to laugh at you, Ralph. These things couldn't cut butter. Now, take out your red crayons.
Ralph: Miss Hoover. I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it.

Six simple words, I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

Homer

Homer: Where you goin', boy?
Bart: Father/Son picnic.
Homer: Have a good time.
(Bart slams front door)
Homer: Wait a minute.

Bart: Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac!," and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
Homer: Yeah.
Bart: Will you teach me how to do that?
Homer: Sure, boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. And then when he's lying down on the ground,...
Bart: Yeah.
Homer: Kick him in the ribs.
Bart: Yeah.
Homer: Step on his neck.
Bart: Yeah.
Homer: And run like hell.

Ned: Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.
Homer: Shut up, Flanders.

Homer: What am I supposed to do!
Homer's Brain: Pick up Bart! Pick up Bart!
Homer: Pick a bar? What the hell is pick a bar?

Trab pu kcip! Trab pu kcip!

Milhouse

Corey: Hi, you've reached the Corey hot-line. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: gory, story, allegory, montessori...

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