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Ned: Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.
Homer: Shut up, Flanders.

Hehehe, Just like Oscar the grouch.

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Homer: For your information, I'm his father.
Tom: You mean the drunken gambler?
Homer: Yes and who might you be?

Corey: Hi, you've reached the Corey hot-line. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: gory, story, allegory, montessori...

To 'shake one's booty' means to 'wiggle one's butt', allow me to demonstrate.


(to Bart) I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too...I mean, we could sit here and try to figure out 'who forgot to pick up who' until the cows come home. But let's just say we're both wrong and that'll be that.


Pepi: Tell me more! I want to know the constellations.
Homer: Well, there's Jerry the Cowboy. And that big dipper looking thing is Alan the Cowboy.

Lou: There's a couple of guys fighting at the Aquarium Chief.
Chief Wiggum: Do they still sell those frozen bananas?
Lou: I think so.
Chief Wiggum: Lets roll.

Tonight, on Wings... Ah, who cares?

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