The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 4 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 4 Episode 21: "Marge in Chains"

Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I- uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidently" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: Knock, knock. I'm Marge Simpson, your new cellmate.
Phillips: I'm Phillips. They called me that because I killed my husband with a Phillips-head screwdriver.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: Who's gonna change Maggie?
Homer: We're going to let her roam free in the backyard and nature will take its course.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

McClure: Are you sure it's on!? I can't hear a thing! (as the Juice Loosener clatters loudly)
Dr. Nick: It's whisper quiet!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Mr. Burns: Who the devil are you?
Homer's Brain: Don't panic. Just come up with a good story.
Homer: My name is Mr. Burns!
Homer's Brain: D'oh!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ned: Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chief Wiggum: All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Apu: We're putting that bitch on ice!
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Ned: Now Marge don't you worry, we've all had our brushes with the law.
(remembers)
Cop: Are you Ed Flanders?
Ned: No, Ned Flanders.
Cop: My mistake.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Who do you find more attractive? Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?
Judge: What is the point of all this?
Lawyer: I feel so confident of Marge Simpson's guilt that I can waste the court's time by rating the super hunks.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lisa: It seems like I've been wearing this same red dress forever!
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Is that an old Halloween costume?
Homer: (wearing a devil costume) Uhno.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Lionel Hutz tries to give Judge Snyder a fake verdict)
Judge Snyder: This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 20: "Whacking Day"

Bart: Ladies and gentlemen! Whacking Day is a sham! It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish.
Old Irishman: 'Tis true. I took many a lump, but 'twas all in fun.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Mayor Quimby: And now, to open this year's festivities, here's our grand marshal, the Prophet of Love, Larry White.
Barry White: No, it's Barry White.
Mayor Quimby: No. it says here Larry White.
Barry White: I know my own name.
Mayor Quimby: Well, we'll just see about that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Reverend Lovejoy: (Reading from bible) And the Lord said, whack ye all the serpants which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others. (Long pause) So you see Lisa, even God himself endorses Wacking Day.
Lisa: Lemme see that.
Reverend Lovejoy: (Puts bible behind him) ...Mmmmmmm, no.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nelson: I want you to keep filling your shirt with crud until I get back.
Milhouse: Yes, sir.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ralph: What's a battle?
Principal Skinner: Hahahaha, lets go.
Superintendent Chalmers: Did that boy say what's a battle?
Principal Skinner: No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.
Superintendent Chalmers: Hmm, it sounded like battle.
Principal Skinner: I've had a cold, so--
Superintendent Chalmers: Oh so you hear r's as b's?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: Beans beans the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Evil Homer: I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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