Congratulations, Jed. You’re going to be a father.

John

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There are dragons to slay! We were given swords!

Russell

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We weren’t given these powers so we could hide in a tunnel. We were born great so that we may do great things.

Mallory

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If we can’t get behind a superhero then what the hell are we doing?

Hillary

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Mallory: You’re Russell Quan?
Russell: That’s what it says inside my underwear.

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Stephen: Sorry about that, my partner is a little unhinged. Full disclosure: She scares the crap out of me

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Stephen: It’s my partner from Ultra.
Russell: Great. Invite her out. Girl needs to get laid more than you do.

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• Added: March 18, 2014