Ron Paul? Really?

Marshall

Tara, you know what today is? Today is my bullet train to a new life.

Charmaine

I wanna come to your wedding Char Char - Oh! Can I be your flower girl?

Chicken

I'm the only one that can call my mom crazy.

Kate

This is not good enough! This is not good enough!

You should have protected me mom!

Is he alive? Where does he live? I've dated a lot of f**king guys in this state.

Charmaine

Neil: Do you want to change out of that?
Charmaine: Nah f**ki it!

Max: I'm proud of you?
Tara: For what?
Max: Everything.

Tara: When have you become so perfect?
Max: Since Shoshana put me on a low dose of prozac.
Tara: I wish she could prescribe.