(to Tara) I needed you today.

Max

Well speaking for someone who is all here all the time - no you don't. Why do you think I smoke so much weed.

Linda

Congratulations Char - you officially have no soul.

Neil

Hey what are you doing that I am not doing? You had a huge line all day - I might as well be handing out farts.

Kate

Kid in comic store: What are you?
Linda: She's Princess Valhalla Hawkwind.
Kid: What?
Kate: What to take a picture with me?
Kid: What are your super powers?
Kate: I don't have a vagina.
Kid: Come on let's go to Popeye's and get some chicken.

You brought your boyfriend? I was hoping we would do this like Europeans where I wouldn't have to meet him until your funeral.

Courtney

Tara: (about their house) How is it?
Max: When was the last time you were in New Orleans?
Tara: Okay - I am on my way.

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United States of Tara Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

You brought your boyfriend? I was hoping we would do this like Europeans where I wouldn't have to meet him until your funeral.

Courtney

Tara: (about their house) How is it?
Max: When was the last time you were in New Orleans?
Tara: Okay - I am on my way.

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