United States of Tara Season 2 Episode 7: "Dept. Of F'd Up Family Services" Quotes
(to Tara) I needed you today.
Max
Well speaking for someone who is all here all the time - no you don't. Why do you think I smoke so much weed.
Linda
Congratulations Char - you officially have no soul.
Neil
Hey what are you doing that I am not doing? You had a huge line all day - I might as well be handing out farts.
Kate
Kid in comic store: What are you?
Linda: She's Princess Valhalla Hawkwind.
Kid: What?
Kate: What to take a picture with me?
Kid: What are your super powers?
Kate: I don't have a vagina.
Kid: Come on let's go to Popeye's and get some chicken.
You brought your boyfriend? I was hoping we would do this like Europeans where I wouldn't have to meet him until your funeral.
Courtney
Tara: (about their house) How is it?
Max: When was the last time you were in New Orleans?
Tara: Okay - I am on my way.
