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I want my wedding pictures with Nick, but I want my wedding night with Neal.

Charmaine

(to Marshall) I saw your girlfriend earlier, did you kick her like a meth habit?

Kate

I don't know your wife, I had a thing for Buck.

Pammy

(Referring to Kate) I thought you said your mom was psycho.

David

As a family we are completely fu**ed.

Charmaine

Kate: Why does Mrs. Butterworth need to be black? And Aunt Jemima too. That's some f***ed up racial pancake s**t.
Marshall: Mrs. Butterworth isn't black; she's just filled with syrup. She's clear.
Kate: Hmm...she's a clearcasian.

Kate: Do you even know what that means?
Marshall: No not really.

Police Officer: Is this your wife sir?
Max: Who knows?

But my fiancé wasn't even in town then.

Charmaine
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United States of Tara Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Police Officer: Is this your wife sir?
Max: Who knows?

But my fiancé wasn't even in town then.

Charmaine
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