United States of Tara "Open House" Quotes
Tara: Life is long and you're my man.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kate: Everyone's a taker - everything's a thing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kate: Hey do you know anyone who's happy?
Marshall: No.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tara and Charmaine's mom: Oh honey, you're so pretty, but you've always made decisions like an ugly girl.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lionel: I feel so bad for breeders. Being gay is like living in a buffet.
Marshall: And people say romance is dead.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tara: Do you do that to me? Make up wildly heightened emotions just to manipulate me into being there for you?
Charmaine: Of course not. Only to mom.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kate: I get it your rich - whoop didily dee...Zack can have anything he wants.
Zack: That remains to be seen.
• Rating: Unrated
Tara: Will having a little f**king grace kill you?
• Rating: Unrated
Charmaine: Superman slept with someone else?
• Rating: Unrated
Tara: Completely believable explanation.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 10