United States of Tara Season 2 Episode 6: "Torando!" Quotes
There is a light at the end of the tunnel, Max. There is.Tara
After all these years, Tara, it's time to get out of the basement.Shoshannah
You're not worried about Neil's baby, are you? Dancing won't shake that thing loose.Shoshannah
We are like the dumbest nation on the whole planet. I think it has something to do with freedom. We're very free, so we're very free to be stupid.Marshall
Ted: It's pretty amazing how much she's like the real Shoshannah.
Charmaine: If by amazing, you mean makes you wanna shove a stick in your mouth, then I totally agree.
Your anger is a very pretty costume, Kate. Just like your costume is a costume.Shoshannah
This reminds me of those church lock-ins I attended as a girl. No necking, children.Alice
Kate: Break up with Crazy Pants!
Marshall: I'm trying.
Marshall : She says she wants to be a celibate power couple.
Kate: Celibate power couple? That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Hey, is that 10 gallons of water or are you just happy to see me?Charmaine
Marshall: Courtney, how do I put this? I don't wanna touch your breasts, and I don't wanna put my boner in...
Courtney: I know!
Max: The therapist she located is her!
Shoshannah: It's confused.
Max: Fuckin A. And it sucks.