United States of Tara

United States of Tara "Torando!" Quotes

Tara: There is a light at the end of the tunnel, Max. There is.
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Shoshannah: After all these years, Tara, it's time to get out of the basement.
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Shoshannah: You're not worried about Neil's baby, are you? Dancing won't shake that thing loose.
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Marshall: We are like the dumbest nation on the whole planet. I think it has something to do with freedom. We're very free, so we're very free to be stupid.
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Ted: It's pretty amazing how much she's like the real Shoshannah.
Charmaine: If by amazing, you mean makes you wanna shove a stick in your mouth, then I totally agree.
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Shoshannah: Your anger is a very pretty costume, Kate. Just like your costume is a costume.
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Alice: This reminds me of those church lock-ins I attended as a girl. No necking, children.
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Kate: Break up with Crazy Pants!
Marshall: I'm trying.
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Marshall : She says she wants to be a celibate power couple.
Kate: Celibate power couple? That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Charmaine: Hey, is that 10 gallons of water or are you just happy to see me?
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