There is a light at the end of the tunnel, Max. There is.

Tara

After all these years, Tara, it's time to get out of the basement.

Shoshannah

You're not worried about Neil's baby, are you? Dancing won't shake that thing loose.

Shoshannah

We are like the dumbest nation on the whole planet. I think it has something to do with freedom. We're very free, so we're very free to be stupid.

Marshall

Ted: It's pretty amazing how much she's like the real Shoshannah.
Charmaine: If by amazing, you mean makes you wanna shove a stick in your mouth, then I totally agree.

Your anger is a very pretty costume, Kate. Just like your costume is a costume.

Shoshannah

This reminds me of those church lock-ins I attended as a girl. No necking, children.

Alice

Kate: Break up with Crazy Pants!
Marshall: I'm trying.

Marshall : She says she wants to be a celibate power couple.
Kate: Celibate power couple? That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

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