I'm your man.

Buck

We're the gays - but I guess everyone knows that.

Ted

Do I need to take a piss test?

Kate

Tara: Why does this feel like a small victory? I bet everyone thought that I would be the one to off myself. But guess what Oak Avenue? The lady with all the personalities is not the most f***ed up person on the block.
Kate: You are now.

Chinese checkers - I've got Chinese checkers here!

Max

It's an apron relax.

Tara

Send a red carnation from your little closet.

Marshall's school friend
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United States of Tara Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

It's an apron relax.

Tara

Send a red carnation from your little closet.

Marshall's school friend
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