United States of Tara

United States of Tara Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 9: "The Family Portrait"

Ted: Other people are real Marshall, you can't just f**k around with other people. We are all real.
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Charmaine: He left him there like a cone.
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Max: Tara f**ks over a lot of people. I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
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Pammy: You were worried about me?
Max: Yeah I was.
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Season 2 Episode 8: "Explosive Diorama"

Lionel: Tommy Bahama is like Ed Hardy for sixty-five year old fat men.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lynda: I gave up on the white floor bright light scene a long time ago and I feel much better here.
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Marshall: God stop with your pimping actions - just let a young man live his life.
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Charmaine: I f-ed up okay - I so f-ed up, but please don't put me out on the streets. Help me believe in love.
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Guy: Do you have any cake?
Kate: Cake? Why?
Guy: I was hoping you could sit on it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lynda: Someone once told me that you have to make art like your parents are dead.
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Lionel: Oh Marshall's coming out of his little turtle shell.
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Marshall: On a scale of gayness I think Alex would be a ten.
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Kate: Yes it is - now let's do this.
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Kate: Let's see you took every single thing from my favorite place in the world and made it yours so ya know I think I will pass.
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Marshall: You know I thought about keeping it just so I could be reminded that my actions affect others.
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Lynda: You make art with all your selves.
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Season 2 Episode 7: "Dept. Of F'd Up Family Services"

Max: (to Tara) I needed you today.
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Linda: Well speaking for someone who is all here all the time - no you don't. Why do you think I smoke so much weed.
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Neil: Congratulations Char - you officially have no soul.
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Kate: Hey what are you doing that I am not doing? You had a huge line all day - I might as well be handing out farts.
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