United States of Tara

United States of Tara Quotes (Page 6)

Season 2 Episode 2: "Trouble Junction"

Tara: Nothing else is going to happen between us because I am trouble, okay? I am trouble.
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Marshall: You're f***ing face is the f***ing gay size.
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Tara: Honey has it occurred to you that now that I am better you are just looking for another project.
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Kate: Yeah that's me, I am a working girl now.
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Charmaine: We were raised to believe we should eat dog sh*t and you get use to eating dog sh*t.
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Season 2 Episode 1: "Yes"

Buck: I'm your man.
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Ted: We're the gays - but I guess everyone knows that.
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Kate: Do I need to take a piss test?
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Tara: Why does this feel like a small victory? I bet everyone thought that I would be the one to off myself. But guess what Oak Avenue? The lady with all the personalities is not the most f***ed up person on the block.
Kate: You are now.
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Max: Chinese checkers - I've got Chinese checkers here!
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Tara: It's an apron relax.
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Marshall's school friend: Send a red carnation from your little closet.
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