United States of Tara

United States of Tara Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 7: "Alterations"

Therapist: What did the alter look like?
Max: Some kind of...poncho goblin.
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Charmaine: I like romantic comedies that star Kate Hudson where women fall down a lot.
Buck: People fall down a lot in [wrestling] too.
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Season 1 Episode 6: "Transition"

Dr. Ocean: It's just one of your alters showing a side we've never seen.
Tara: Great, now my alters have alters.
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Max: Buck went a little Colonel Kurtz last night.
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Max: Let your freak flag fly.
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Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot [The United States of Tara]"

T: Dude, I have been digging around in your closet for an hour and I can't freaking get to Narnia.
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Katie: Nice whale-tale.
T: Quite hating. You wish you had all this.
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Max: Is Mom here?
Marshall: Yeah. I mean Mom's here... but I'm not sure Mom's here.
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