Favorite The Vampire Diaries Quotes
It came to me in a dream. I was naked. You would have loved it.Damon
We all know the way. You feed or you die, there is no door #3.Damon
Jeremy: I told you I could be a bad ass.
Damon: Bad asses don't say that.
Damon: I was wrong.
Elena: Are you drunk?
Perfect. We've narrowed it down to nowhere.Damon
Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.
Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan
Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.
Elena: Stefan could have lived anywhere in Chicago and he chose this?
Damon: There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner but it shut down for attendance issues. Weird.
Greetings, blondie. Witchie.Damon
He threatened to out me. Don't get me started on the irony of that.Damon
Damon: It's very Katherine of you.
Elena: Not the way to make me feel better about myself.
Damon: It was a compliment. Sort of.