It came to me in a dream. I was naked. You would have loved it.

Damon

We all know the way. You feed or you die, there is no door #3.

Damon

Jeremy: I told you I could be a bad ass.
Damon: Bad asses don't say that.

Damon: I was wrong.
Elena: Are you drunk?

Perfect. We've narrowed it down to nowhere.

Damon

Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.

Elena: Stefan could have lived anywhere in Chicago and he chose this?
Damon: There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner but it shut down for attendance issues. Weird.

Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan

Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.

Greetings, blondie. Witchie.

Damon

Damon: It's very Katherine of you.
Elena: Not the way to make me feel better about myself.
Damon: It was a compliment. Sort of.

He threatened to out me. Don't get me started on the irony of that.

Damon

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: I wanna remember.
Damon: Well you're a day late and a dollar short honey.
Elena: I mean I wanna try. Knowing there is this whole piece of my life missing it's driving me crazy, ok? So I have to at least try to get it back.

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.