It came to me in a dream. I was naked. You would have loved it.

Damon

We all know the way. You feed or you die, there is no door #3.

Damon

Jeremy: I told you I could be a bad ass.
Damon: Bad asses don't say that.

Damon: I was wrong.
Elena: Are you drunk?

Perfect. We've narrowed it down to nowhere.

Damon

Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.

Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.

Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan

Elena: Stefan could have lived anywhere in Chicago and he chose this?
Damon: There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner but it shut down for attendance issues. Weird.

Greetings, blondie. Witchie.

Damon

He threatened to out me. Don't get me started on the irony of that.

Damon

Damon: It's very Katherine of you.
Elena: Not the way to make me feel better about myself.
Damon: It was a compliment. Sort of.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.

Damon