It came to me in a dream. I was naked. You would have loved it.

Damon

We all know the way. You feed or you die, there is no door #3.

Damon

Jeremy: I told you I could be a bad ass.
Damon: Bad asses don't say that.

Damon: I was wrong.
Elena: Are you drunk?

Perfect. We've narrowed it down to nowhere.

Damon

Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.

Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.

Elena: Stefan could have lived anywhere in Chicago and he chose this?
Damon: There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner but it shut down for attendance issues. Weird.

Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan

Greetings, blondie. Witchie.

Damon

He threatened to out me. Don't get me started on the irony of that.

Damon

Damon: It's very Katherine of you.
Elena: Not the way to make me feel better about myself.
Damon: It was a compliment. Sort of.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon