Caroline: Vicki Donovan?
Vicki: Yeah, Caroline Forbes. Last time I checked, that was my name.

• Permalink: Yeah, Caroline Forbes. Last time I checked, that was my name.
• Rating: Unrated

Caroline: I don't think we're the only ones working this case. I forgot how pretty she was.
Bonnie: I tell you what, I'll talk to Vicki. You talk to your mom.
Caroline: No, she's not real, Bon.
Bonnie: No, but if I were you I would still have things to say.

• Permalink: No, but if I were you I would still have things to say.
• Rating: Unrated

Stefan: You censor your journal? Pretty sure that’s against journal rules.
Elena: And I’m pretty sure you’re not the journal police.

• Permalink: And I’m pretty sure you’re not the journal police.
• Rating: Unrated

I’ve got to say. It’s good to be seen.

Kol

• Permalink: I’ve got to say. It’s good to be seen.
• Rating: Unrated

Stefan: Never have I ever had a ghost try to burn me alive.
Caroline: Drink.

• Permalink: Drink.
• Rating: Unrated

We have this dorm room all to ourselves for a whole weekend and you wanna talk logistics?

Bonnie

• Permalink: We have this dorm room all to ourselves for a whole weekend and you wanna talk logistics?
• Rating: Unrated

One part wolf’s bane, one part vervain; altogether, the dumbest idea that either of you have ever had.

Jeremy

• Permalink: One part wolf’s bane, one part vervain; altogether, the dumbest idea that either of you have...
• Rating: Unrated

Caroline: What do you say?
Liz: I'd say the vampire I've been looking for is my daughter.

• Permalink: I'd say the vampire I've been looking for is my daughter.
• Rating: Unrated

I’d blame it on the spirit of Bill Forbes, but I don’t think you’re his type.

Damon

• Permalink: I’d blame it on the spirit of Bill Forbes, but I don’t think you’re his type.
• Rating: Unrated

I was almost really worried about you for a second. Then I got over it.

Sybil

• Permalink: I was almost really worried about you for a second. Then I got over it.
• Rating: Unrated

You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?

Damon

• Permalink: You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?
• Rating: Unrated

My blood can literally destroy him. If that's not a sign that we're in a toxic relationship...

Elena

• Permalink: My blood can literally destroy him. If that's not a sign that we're in a toxic relationship...
• Rating: Unrated