Favorite The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Damon: What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy migraine me.
Bonnie: You’re not supposed to kill Tyler.
Elena: How does he look?
Damon: Pasty and pouty.
Elena: He'll have to get over it.
Damon: Aren't you supposed to be all-knowing?
Mason: I'm a ghost. Not God.
Elena: Jeremy can't live with me, Stefan wants to fix me, and Caroline flat out admitted that she doesn't like me this way. Think it's safe to say that I'm not so great at this vampire thing.
Damon: You want to know what I think? I don't think I've ever seen you more alive.
Kiss me or kill me. We both know you're only capable of one.
Katherine
Elena: Dear Diary: Today will be different. It has to be. I will smile and it will be believable. My smile will say, 'I'm fine. Thank you. Yes. Much better.' I will no longer be the girl who lost her parents. I will start fresh. Be someone new. It's the only way I'll make it through.
You incessant woman! Hey Mom! What's up?
Klaus/Tyler
Elena: My brother wants to kill me.
Damon: Welcome to the club.
Katherine, there are six other bedrooms in this house. Go find out.
Damon
Stefan: I will rip you apart, Lexi.
Lexi: You can't. I'm already dead.
Elena: You don't have to hurt anybody.
Klaus: Oh, cone on love, of course I do.
What the Hell is Professor Shady Pants doing here?
Damon
