Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.

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Alaric: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
Elena: What? Damon. He thinks he's hilarious.

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You're dead, dude. Get over it.

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Elena: You're the one who told me I can handle things on my own now.
Alaric: I meant like frozen dinners and SATs.

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I didn't compel you in Atlanta because we were having fun. I wanted it to be real. I'm trusting you. Don't make me regret it.

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Sage: Please don't tell me that you and Rebekah are friends.
Damon: Not unless you count hate sex.

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Ric, the world can't stop just because you're an accidental serial killer.

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Stefan smiles. Alert the media!

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Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor.

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Today has been a no-good, very-bad day.

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Katherine: Bad day.
Damon: Bad century.

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I get it. He's the reason you live. His love lifts you up where you belong.

Damon

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