Elena clearly has taken up residency on planet denial where football is more important than her boyfriend being swept up into oblivion.

Caroline

Elena you know I can smell that right? I'm teaching a class full of kids who look like blood sausages. Could you put that away?

Alaric

If I'm going to singlehandedly take back our time, I'm gonna need a little more to go on.

Caroline

I NEED to see Damon, Luke, and I'm NOT asking.

Elena

Can't Luke whip up a batch of herbs with Bonnie flavor?

Damon

Ivy: Now tell me something I don't know about you.
Stefan: I'm a vampire.

Okay so when I lost my human nature, I also lost my game. Where are you?

Alaric

There's no such thing as moving on, it's a lie.

Elena [to Alaric]

I wanna say thank you for giving me everything I always wanted. A love to consume me, and passion, and adventure. There's nothing more I could ever want than for it to last forever, but it can't. This is the last time I'm gonna see you. This is goodbye, Damon.

Elena [to Damon]

I definitely blew that up about an hour ago.

Damon [points to Mystic Grill]

Jeremy: It's not a big deal.
Matt: Not a big deal. Right. I forgot you don't care about anything.

Missing Bonnie makes me sad Jer. Missing Damon makes me dangerous.

Elena

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.