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Everywhere that I go, pain and death follow. Damon follows. No more.

Stefan

I have to kill him.

Stefan [on Damon]

I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

Caroline

Lexi: The famous Elena?
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexi: I've been called worse.

Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.

Stefan smiles. Alert the media!

Damon

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

Turns out Vicki is just like our mother. I can't count on either of them.

Matt

Damon: Do you have my crystal?
Caroline: No.
Damon: Then I'm not having a good time.

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