The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Episode 13: "Daddy Issues" Quotes
So Elena is my sister's husband's brother's daughter and her mother is my boyfriend's deceased wife. You can't make that stuff up.
Jenna
Love does that Damon. It changes us.
Andy [to Damon]
Andie: What do you want, Mr. Tall, Dark and Handsome?
Damon: I'm not that tall.
We're gonna slumber it.
Elena [to Caroline]
Tyler: I didn't know what to do.
Caroline: You help your friend. That's what you do.
Since Stefan got here earlier, I'll let him try it his way before I try it my way, which is a lot bloodier.
Damon
You may be my father, but I am never gonna be your daughter.
Elena
Caroline: Why are you doing this to me?
Brady: You're a vampire. Why not?
He's a werefolf. He needs to die. I'm willing to do it. It's a win-win.
Damon
I'm steering clear of all women at the moment... trust me, it's in the best interests of women everywhere.
Damon
John: You guys are drinking vervain.
Damon: It's an acquired taste.
Elena: We just need answers. Try not to do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid's so much more fun.
