I've done more than enough. I've shown kindness, forgiveness, pity...because of you, Caroline. It was all for you.

Klaus

Things changed the minute that I went off that bridge, Stefan. Even if I could be human again, I wouldn't be the person that I was. So it's about time that I accept the person that I am now and figure out a way...to start living the rest of my lif

Elena

Well, if it isn't Little Orphan Lockwood. Come to show how laughably impotent you are against me?

Klaus

Do I look like I know anything about tattoos? Look at my skin. It's flawless.

Damon

Vaughn: How does it feel when a relentless eating machine is draining the blood from your veins?
Damon: Itchy.
Vaughn: Your friends from Mystic Falls think you're funny, Damon?

Life sucks. Get a helmet.

Damon

Tyler: This isn't goodbye. This is: until we find way. We're immortal, remember?

Shane: My leg is broken.
Bonnie: Best to stay off it then.

It's called a Crypt Text. I've seen The Da Vinci Code.

Caroline

Stefan: What's a deeply buried personal secret between friends?
Elena: Friends? I like that.