Caroline: They look so cute together.
Damon: Don't talk. Please.

You're dead, dude. Get over it.

Damon

Caroline: Are you gonna kill me?
Damon: Hmm-mmm. But not yet.

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.

Elena: How do you look in a suit?
Stefan: I can pull one off.

You really need some human blood. It might even the playing field... football reference! Too soon?

Damon

I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me.

Damon

It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.

Damon

Stefan: Damon is trying to get you to turn against me.
Elena: Well then I guess it's working.

Elena: I burden you with all of my drama, and I want you to do the same.
Stefan: Thank you.

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Stefan: Damon is trying to get you to turn against me.
Elena: Well then I guess it's working.

Elena: I burden you with all of my drama, and I want you to do the same.
Stefan: Thank you.