I went behind your back. I freed Stefan. And you know what? It backfired. He’s an even bigger dick than ever. It’s just, now, he’s a dick that’s on our side.

Damon

He’s a vampire. We’re a predatory species. We don’t have time to care about humans and their silly, little lives.

Rebekah

Jeremy is an idiot. And I know this with certainty because I was once a Jeremy. Trust me, we learn. Eventually.

Alaric

She’s a thousand-year-old vampire who’s joined the cheerleading squad. There’s a whole different set of rules in play here.

Elena

As far as I could tell, it’s a story. In simple, archaeological terms, it’s a really, really old story.

Alaric

Stefan: It’s precision born out of tragic boredom.
Damon: All that effort wasted trying to tell you how boring you were and you finally agree with me?

Careful, Stefan, your manhood is showing.

Damon

If you come after my brother, I will rep you apart. And I get my tempter from my brother.

Rebekah

He's my brother. And I'm immortal. Shall I spend an eternity alone instead?

Rebekah

Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan

I happen to like the edge, Stefan. Your problem is your inability to resist falling over it.

Damon

You do not threaten me. You will learn what I allow you to learn. Is that clear?

Rebekah

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

Some days, it's a miracle you're still alive. Boy.

Mikael [to Klaus]

Alaric: Careful where you shine that thing. Bat hate the light?
Elena: Wait... what?