The Vampire Diaries

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Damon: So let me guess--in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe, you need to find this witch burial ground.
Elijah: Because I feel that we've grown so close, Damon, I'll tell you "yes."

Andie: Whats that?
Damon: Dessert.

Katherine: Hello Damon. Hey, do you have a robe?
Damon: How did you get out fo there?
Katherine: I knew that if I begged you to do not kill Elijah you'll do excatly what you do. Need a little facts? The originals can compells the vampires, but, soon they dies, the compells are wears off...
Damon: And you knew that
Katherine: Yes, and I'm still here. I'm gonna help you. So, do you have a robe?

I get you out of here and your ass is sipping Klaus-free margaritas in some unknown island somewhere, no way.

Damon

Now get rid of him before Jenna comes back with dessert.

Alaric

Jeremy: You did like it, right?
Bonnie: Yeah. I liked it.

There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.

Damon

Hunt. Pray. Kill. It was all I knew.

Stefan

Elena: He described you as a monster.
Stefan: That's what I was.

I don't really pursue younger women. It's a joke, Ric. Lighten up.

Elijah

Stefan: Are you actually gonna be careful for once?
Damon: Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.

I saw the vampire who killed me. I recognized him. It was Stefan Salvatore.

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The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Episode 15 Quotes

Damon: You sound about jealous. Does he sound about jealous?
Andie: You kind of do.

Damon: You get anything out of Elijah?
Alaric: No, it was boring. Of course, Jenna thinks he's charming.