Elena: Stefan could have lived anywhere in Chicago and he chose this?
Damon: There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner but it shut down for attendance issues. Weird.

Stefan was a cocky Ripper douche, but I could avoid him and still indulge in a few Daisy Buchanans of my own.

Damon

Stefan: I remember you. We were friends.
Klaus: We are friends.

If we were such great friends, then why do I only know you as the hybrid dick who sacrificed my girlfriend on an altar of fire?

Stefan

You want a partner in crime? Forget Stefan. I'm so much more fun.

Damon

Stefan: You shouldn't be here.
Elena: Where else would I be?

Klaus: I see they've opened the doors to the riffraff now.
Damon: Honey, I've been called worse.

Caroline: Why are you trying to fix me?
Caroline's father: So I don't need to kill you.

Let's go and find someone to pair it with.

Klaus

They all had a chance to choose a side. I chose the right one.

Rebecca

It's an antique, Damon. Like you.

Elena

It came to me in a dream. I was naked. You would have loved it.

Damon

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

You know you were dreaming about me.

Damon [to Elena]

Bringing back memories of the good old Ripper days?

Klaus