I’ve got to say. It’s good to be seen.

Kol

So much testosterone, so few brain cells.

Liv [to Matt]

We can always go kill people!

Enzo

Stefan: You censor your journal? Pretty sure that’s against journal rules.
Elena: And I’m pretty sure you’re not the journal police.

How do you expect me to care about when this is my life? Take a look around, it's not like I could bring my teachers a note saying "sorry i missed class today we were under a doppleganger invasion."

Jeremy

Turns out Elena's friends were right. The world does revolve around her.

Liv

All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body, while a bunch of people who drive minivans listen wishing they were us.

Damon

Need I remind you that Jeremy once had an affair with a ghost? The only thing that was missing was a sappy love song and a pottery wheel.

Damon

It's difficult to explain to your brother that you just broke up with the former love of his life and then broke the bed.

Damon

Like a perky blonde angel of death.

Enzo [to Caroline]

We are still bad for each other and we are still broken up.

Elena [to Damon]

I have the antidote, though from the looks of it you'd both rather be dead.

Enzo

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

The best revenge is patient, cultivated. Nobody sees it coming until it's too late.

Enzo