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Love me more than you hate him!

Caroline [to Tyler]

Maybe you enjoy breaking your brother's neck a bit too much.

Silas [to Damon]

Tessa: Buy you an I'm sorry drink?
Damon: More like an I'm sorry keg.

Guilt. Don't know it, but I've heard it can be a royal bitch.

Damon

You're the hottest serial killer in here.

Tyler [to Caroline]

When you abuse magic, there's always a price.

Bonnie

Why do you suck so badly at killing yourself?

Damon

Don't piss off the diabolical ones.

Katherine

The more I have to think about, the less time I have to miss Bonnie.

Elena

Jeremy: I'm not sure what else to say.
Bonnie: Say that I'm not going anywhere. Say that even though they couldn't see me, I've been there the whole time.

Oh I'm a ripper, you know what that means? It means I literally can't stop feeding until I rip someone's head off. But look at us! We're working it out!

Stefan [to Jesse]

How is it cosmically possible to get into two accidents on the same bridge?

Stefan
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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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