Put it this way, Bonnie's magic is one part of the equation. My as yet undisclosed knowledge is the other, which means you'd be hitching a ride home for free. I just want to know if you deserve to come along.

Kai

I know how that being back here reminds you of how much we need you, how much I need you.

Caroline

Good news Caroline, I thwarted a vampire hunter. Bad news, Stefan has become a vampire hunter.

Enzo

Well that's the problem Elena. Not all of us are okay with pretending. Some of us prefer to face our problems head on.

Caroline

Elena: Jeremy why would you even risk it?
Jeremy: Because she looks good in a bikini.

I would tell Elena how much I love her. And then apologize for killing you.

Damon [to Bonnie]

First of all, don't nickname. That's my thing.

Damon

Cut him some slack. He lost his brother. Granted said brother was a soulless homicidal maniac, but still.

Elena [about Stefan]

You hired a vampire. Next time do a background check.

Stefan

Brothers don't give up.

Enzo

"It's okay to love them both." That's what Katherine used to say. HOw sad is it that my own evil Doppelganger was smarter than me?

Elena [to Alaric]

Let me summarize them for you. You're a dick.

Caroline [to Stefan]

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.

Damon