If Caroline was here, we'd have a full catered buffet by the side of the road...and a rainbow.

Elena

You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?

Damon

Elena: What was that for?
Damon: I had a really crappy day and I needed it.

Stefan: Never have I ever had a ghost try to burn me alive.
Caroline: Drink.

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I’d blame it on the spirit of Bill Forbes, but I don’t think you’re his type.

Damon

One part wolf’s bane, one part vervain; altogether, the dumbest idea that either of you have ever had.

Jeremy

We have this dorm room all to ourselves for a whole weekend and you wanna talk logistics?

Bonnie

Elena: Have a little respect for the dead?
Damon: I respect that he’s dead, how about that?

For a couple of dopple-targets, you two seem to be taking this all in stride.

Caroline

Markos has a good week or two in the land of the living. Now, where is he so I can kill him?

Damon

Stefan: I'll always love you, Elena.
Elena: I'll always love you, too.

[to Elena] It was real. We fell in love on our own.

Stefan

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon