The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Hello mother, I think it's time you and I have a talk.Stefan
Enzo: That was uterly adorable.
Stefan: What are you doing in my bedroom?
Matt: We're here for Ric, right?
Tyler: I'm here for the free booze.
Damon, if you take that cure, you can never be a vampire, ever again.Alaric
You guys aren't full, are you?Jo
The baby is not okay with the no meat thing.Jo
I know you, Damon. I spent four months with you, day in and day out. We went to hell and back, literally, and you're more scared now than I have ever seen you before. It's not about what happens if you don't give Elena the cure. You're scared about what happens if you do.Bonnie
Lily: Where've you been?
Damon: What are you, my mother?
[to Elena] The fact that you suck at torturing people is nothing to be ashamed of. That's why you have me.Damon
Oh, look at that! St. Stefan has a plan. Let me guess, whoever's holding the kitten gets to talk about their feelings?Damon
Well, Matt lives to hate vampires another day, Stefan's on Caroline duty, and I just introduced Mom to Uber. I'm taking bets on which one goes South first.Damon
Do you know how many times I've died, or nearly died? Most of those times were at the hands of people I thought were my friends. I'm sorry, not people. Vampires.Matt