Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be.

Damon

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• Added: October 29, 2009

Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.

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• Added: October 29, 2009

I have a few new toys and I won't hesitate to rip your little head off.

Vicki

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• Added: October 29, 2009

I'm not gonna let anyone get hurt.

Stefan

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• Added: October 29, 2009

Why do I need to pee? I thought I was dead.

Vicki

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• Added: October 29, 2009

Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes.
Elena: But I'm not.
Damon: Yet.

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• Added: October 29, 2009

I say snatch, eat, erase!

Damon

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• Added: October 29, 2009

Your lips keep moving, I don't know why.

Jeremy [to Elena]

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• Added: October 29, 2009

Tyler: Screw you, dude.
Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?!?

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• Added: October 29, 2009

All I can think about is blood!

Vicki

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• Added: October 28, 2009

We choose our own path. Our values and our actions, they define who we are.

Stefan

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• Added: October 27, 2009

Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?

Damon

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• Added: October 27, 2009