Mary Louise: Since when do you eat disgusting garbage food?
Nora: Since I stopped caring about getting that exact reaction.

You made a wrong turn, brother. This isn’t some hell survivor support group.

Damon

Julian: You’ve driven away every soul who has ever cared for you.
Damon: I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.

You know, we’re not meant to like each other, you and I, so thank you.

Caroline [to Valerie]

Enzo: You missed me! That warms my heart!
Bonnie: I didn’t miss you. I’m curious as to your recent whereabouts. There’s a difference.

Here’s the thing, Damon. Hell messes with you, but post-Hell is much worse.

Stefan

I have no desire to kill Caroline. I mean, not since the last time I tried. I think we can all agree that was a huge misunderstanding.

Damon

I guess it’s safe to say I lost my soft side.

Matt

What happened to your Hero Hair campaign to protect Mystic Falls?

Damon

It’s a diaper, not a bomb. Though I could dismantle a bomb blindfolded if I needed to.

Alaric

Mom, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. Give me a chance to make it right. Give me a chance to let you love me. Okay?

Damon

This isn’t about what you do in her name, Damon. It’s about what you do in her absence.

Stefan

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.