Cut him some slack. He lost his brother. Granted said brother was a soulless homicidal maniac, but still.

Elena [about Stefan]

You hired a vampire. Next time do a background check.

Stefan

Brothers don't give up.

Enzo

"It's okay to love them both." That's what Katherine used to say. HOw sad is it that my own evil Doppelganger was smarter than me?

Elena [to Alaric]

Let me summarize them for you. You're a dick.

Caroline [to Stefan]

What kind of coward gives up on his own brother?

Enzo [to Stefan]

Damon [to Bonnie]: Did you ever think for one second that it's you being negative reacting to my natural self negatively?
Bonnie: You're ridiculous.
Damon: No I'm consistent.

I have super-sensitive hearing. I'm practically supernatural. Do you believe in the supernatural Ivy?

Enzo

Enzo: I heard you dropped out of school.
Caroline: And I heard that you were a lurker who was spying on my life.

I don't know what to say. I was actually just trying to think of what Bonnie would say.

Caroline

Why isn't there any booze in this empty retro-ville?

Damon

Missing Bonnie makes me sad Jer. Missing Damon makes me dangerous.

Elena

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

He's your first love. I intend to be your last. However long it takes.

Klaus [to Caroline]