The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Mary Louise: Since when do you eat disgusting garbage food?
Nora: Since I stopped caring about getting that exact reaction.
You made a wrong turn, brother. This isn’t some hell survivor support group.
Damon
Julian: You’ve driven away every soul who has ever cared for you.
Damon: I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.
You know, we’re not meant to like each other, you and I, so thank you.
Caroline [to Valerie]
Enzo: You missed me! That warms my heart!
Bonnie: I didn’t miss you. I’m curious as to your recent whereabouts. There’s a difference.
Here’s the thing, Damon. Hell messes with you, but post-Hell is much worse.
Stefan
I have no desire to kill Caroline. I mean, not since the last time I tried. I think we can all agree that was a huge misunderstanding.
Damon
I guess it’s safe to say I lost my soft side.
Matt
What happened to your Hero Hair campaign to protect Mystic Falls?
Damon
It’s a diaper, not a bomb. Though I could dismantle a bomb blindfolded if I needed to.
Alaric
Mom, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. Give me a chance to make it right. Give me a chance to let you love me. Okay?
Damon
This isn’t about what you do in her name, Damon. It’s about what you do in her absence.
Stefan