The Vampire Diaries Quotes
So Elena breaks up with you and your first instinct is to go on a killing spree. Could you be any more predictable?Stefan [to Damon]
Cold, manipulative, good hair. You really are my daughter.Katherine [to Nadia]
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You are literally the best person I've ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too much credit and you way not enough… you're the good. And I need a little good in my life.Damon [to Elena]
I walked out last time. Now it's your turn.Tyler [to Carolin]
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It felt really good to kiss him. So, then, I kind of, sort of... had sex with him.Caroline
Enzo: Do you wanna kill him or should I?
Damon: I hate deadlines.
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Elena/Katherine: Isn't this weird for you?
Stefan: It's incredibly weird. But I know my brother, and I know he's better with you than without you.
Damon: You once told me that calling me "Satan" was an insult to Satan.
Caroline: Well... no one's perfect.
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This is my "you're being a dick" face."Stefan
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Elena and Damon. Damon and Elena. I know there's a nickname in there somewhere.
Aaron: Are you cleaning the fireplace?
Caroline: Yeah. You know. All those carcinogens.
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The nicest thing that Katherine Pierce will ever do is feed the maggots that feast upon her flesh.Damon
You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.Damon
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Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.
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