The Vampire Diaries Quotes
What's up, Doc?Damon
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Tyler: You're a joke, Damon.
Damon: Says the guy pining for the girl who slept with Klaus.
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Liv: She run away from home?
Jeremy: No. She's been possessed by her evil doppleganger.
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Stefan: Caroline did a little bit of math.
Stefan: Relax, she had a calculator.
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So, how do we kill the bitch?Tyler [on Katherine]
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Katherine is a passenger in Elena, except it's worst… because none of us seemed to notice!Caroline
If I had known I just had to die to drag your attention from Stefan, I'd have tried it a long time ago.Nadia
You're my brother. I'm not gonna give up on you. I never will.Stefan
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Come on, Damon. You think I'm afraid of a Ripper? I invented the word.Stefan
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You slept with the guy who killed my mom. What's a fair amount of time for me to get past that?Tyler
Young hybrid beats old vampire every time.Tyler
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Caroline: You compelled him again?
Nadia: And they say blondes are dumb.
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You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.Damon
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Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.Damon