What's up, Doc?

Damon

Tyler: You're a joke, Damon.
Damon: Says the guy pining for the girl who slept with Klaus.

Liv: She run away from home?
Jeremy: No. She's been possessed by her evil doppleganger.

Stefan: Caroline did a little bit of math.
Damon: Caroline?
Stefan: Relax, she had a calculator.

So, how do we kill the bitch?

Tyler [on Katherine]

Katherine is a passenger in Elena, except it's worst… because none of us seemed to notice!

Caroline

If I had known I just had to die to drag your attention from Stefan, I'd have tried it a long time ago.

Nadia

You're my brother. I'm not gonna give up on you. I never will.

Stefan

Come on, Damon. You think I'm afraid of a Ripper? I invented the word.

Stefan

You slept with the guy who killed my mom. What's a fair amount of time for me to get past that?

Tyler

Young hybrid beats old vampire every time.

Tyler

Caroline: You compelled him again?
Nadia: And they say blondes are dumb.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon