22 hours and 18 minutes, that's how long supernaturals have been allowed back in Mystic Falls again and I already know someone who's dead because of it.

Matt

Okay cause that's the first thing I want to see this morning.

Stefan [to Jeremy topless]

Caroline: Let me get you another blanket.
Damon: So you can literally smother her?

A friend? Stefan I know all of your friends. Elena. Me. That's it.

Caroline [to Stefan]

You actually think I'd watch this sober?

Alaric

[to Damon] So look, I don't know what we were, or are, or are supposed to be. All I know is I want to see you.

Elena

[to Damon] You know, I don't know how I went so long without saying this, but you're a real dick!

Alaric

[to Alaric] That's it? We're gonna kill bad guys together and you're not even going to talk to me?

Damon

[to Jo] Look how far you've come without magic. You didn't get here with people telling you you weren't strong enough.

Liv

Is that what you people think of me? That I just instantly resort to violence?

Damon

[to Luke and Liv] I know I tried to kill you when you were toddlers, but I gotta say, it sure is nice to be around family for the holidays.

Kai

Well, Beavis and Butthead are on the lookout. Anyone else brimming with confidence?

Damon

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.

Damon